About Me
Evan Beale is a multi-media artist spreading light via colorways to counteract the color crisis we face in the modern…
CL:023 – Digital Clinic is Moving, CyberWorkz work is done
In 2018, I started The Digital Clinic Project. Its focus was to bring attention to various scams within the marketing…CL:022 – 2024 Came quick, just like me, ayy ohhh
Sorry for the crude humor in the title. Its been a while since I wrote a piece here so I…CL:021 – Half way thru 2023 Already?!
I am 2 months late for the 2Q/half year mark. Time moves pretty fast when your having a blast. I…CL:020 – Q1 2023 Recap
Q1 flew by very quickly. Despite being a dark winter for me personally, and still being locked out of my…State of the Empire: Address 2023 – The Dark Winter of Finlandia
My Empire has been attacked by a mortal enemy, the United States Government. They have finally decided to make their…CL:019 – The Diverse Migration
Captain's Log: 019 - 3/2/23 // Heading into the end of the first quarter, great progress has been made on…CL:018 – 2022 Was A Great Year For Me and The Empire
We Made it! We made it to the new year! I won't lie, I wasn't sure we would! All world-ending…
My Best Friends Ruined My Life with a Line of Salt
I never ate tide pods as a kid. I guess that's some sort of achievement these days. We did snort…CAPTAINS LOG: 017 – Updates All Around!
Its been a minute since my last captains log, I guess that's how they all are, progress takes time, if…How To Stop Caring About What Others Think Of You
You know I have an amazing gift from god. I don’t care what people think about me, I really don’t…CAPTAINS LOG: 016 – 2022 FACE LIFT
I have been a very busy bee these last few months. I'm sure you noticed some of the fruits of…My Villain Origin Stories
these are my villain origin stories, there's more great ones to come one day after a pal football game, i…CAPTAINS LOG: 015 – ITS A NEW YEAR
Hello HelloIts a new year which means we all get to recreate ourselves for a week or two before slipping…CAPTAINS LOG: 014 – DIVERSE UPDATE
You may have noticed quite a few updates around here lately. A few actually broke the site for a while…Captains Log: 013 – Upgrades
Been super busy around here, been awhile since I reported in to the captains log. Been a lot of updates…Quarantine was a Time for Personal Growth
I feel like a chicken running around with out his head lately, but in a good way. I caught myself…Captains Log: 012 – Lots of Things Happening Here
Hello, Hello! Its been a good few months since my last log so I figured id let y’all know whats…My Thoughts On Dr. Jordan Peterson
I wrote this specifically about Jordan and things Ive noticed. But it underlines a bigger issue that remains unchecked, in…Captain’s Log: 011 | 2021 Gonna Be The Year
I have a lot of things planned for next year, and if the coronavirus chills the fuck out, imma have…Captains Log: 010 – Timers are helping me
Things are still crazy here in 2020, the election still has people anxious. Personally, I have kept my head down…Reporting in after the coronavirus lockdown
2020 has been one hell of a ride, and it's not even over yet, but soon my friends. As with…Captain’s Log: 008 / 2020 IS A BUST
008 I just realized there hasn’t been a new post on here for a while, and when I come to…
Drunk Driving has taken TOO MANY LIVES
This was an old post of mine from a few years back when i was going through some trouble, important…Captain’s Log: 007 – 2020 is Here
2020 is upon us, and I couldn’t be more excited. I have so much planned for this upcoming year and…Captain’s Log: 006 – Restructuring for 2020
Trying to get back on schedule, I’ve been working on so many different things that my time management sort of…Captain’s Log: 005 – Things Are Moving Fast
I have not done a captains log for a while so I figured I would to let you guys know…Captain’s Log: 004 – It’s Been One Month
Hello Hello. It's been one month since I last posted? That can't be right. But now that I think about…Captain’s Log: 003 – Back In The Groove
As you may have noticed I have been hard at work, I have been in the background creating a lot…Electric Daisy Carnival 2018 | Motor Speedway | Las Vegas, NV
[youtube https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A_d0gG2Whac&w=560&h=315] You know I had to go back to Las Vegas. What better reason than Electric Daisy Carnival? None.…Captain’s Log: 002 | 5000 Emails Later
Hello, Hello! I hope everyone had a productive week like I did, I finally cleaned the 5000 emails out of…Captain’s Log: 001 |Recent Site Expansions
I have been so busy that I haven’t posted much other than posting about how I’m so busy I don’t…
Pretty Lights Live | The Fillmore | Detroit, MI
https://www.cidentertainment.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/PrettyLights_DetroitNYE_FBYoast.jpg Seeing Pretty Lights Live at The Fillmore in Detroit was a last minute plan that me and Ryan threw…
Life is Beautiful 2017 | Downtown, Fremont | Las Vegas, NV
http://www.brooklynvegan.com/files/2017/04/lifeisbeautiful.jpg [youtube https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HqBpGjVYwgI] Life is Beautiful was a very unique experience as it was my first time attending the festival…400 Fest | Brickyard, Indy 500 | Indianapolis, IN | July 21-22
This was an interesting one. I had never heard of 400 Fest before, the only reason it popped up on…
Pretty Lights Live | Episode 8 | Northerly Island | Chicago, IL
https://res-4.cloudinary.com/dostuff-media/image/upload//c_fill,g_faces,f_auto,w_800/v1495229483/event-poster-8007655.jpg What a treat to see Pretty Lights Again! I’ve seen him too many times to keep track but every…
Super Excited for Electric Daisy Carnival (EDC) | Las Vegas Round II
I am super excited to be heading back to Las Vegas for round II so soon, this time I plan…
