AGE: 30
POWER LVL: OVER 9000
PERKS: BEAUTIFUL, CHARMING, FUNNY, AND INTELLIGENT.

EVAN MICHAEL BEALE

A.K.A "DOPELY FADED", "LIL BILL", "LIL LATEX", "THE BIG CHEESE", "DADDY DOPE"

AN AWARD WINNING MULTI-MEDIA ARTIST & DESIGNER, WRITER, PHILOSOPHER, CONSPIRACY THEORIST, AND EMPEROR WHO IS LIVING THE EDREAM. I ENJOY LONG WALKS ON THE BEACH, MUSIC, CINEMA, SKATEBOADING, AND ALL AROUND GOOD TIMES.

"I AM EXTREMELY PRIVILEGED
AND ETERNALLY GRATEFUL,
SO I MOVE WITH MEANING,
THRU THIS GOLDEN MOMENT,
A DREAM, I BEEN LIVIN' SINCE '93."